Total Medals Earned: 44 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 955 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/250 points)
Finish level 7 with a clock that has at least 20 seconds remaining.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish level 4 with a clock that has at least 30 seconds remaining.
Finish level 2 with a clock that has at least 25 seconds remaining.
Finish level 1 with a clock that has at least 30 seconds remaining.
Finish level 3 with a clock that has at least 15 seconds remaining.
Finish level 5 with a clock that has at least 10 seconds remaining.
Finish level 6 with a clock that has at least 40 seconds remaining.
Finish all levels with the clock.
Finish all levels without using a candle.
Find level 8.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (130/500 points)
Play for 20 seconds (a cycle)
Raise time to 100
Raise Time to 500
Play for 5 cycles
Raise time to 1000
Survive for 9 cycles
You are a button mashing demi-god
What the f-how did yo-WHAT!? Okay, here's your medal
Medals Earned: 2/21 (30/825 points)
first Kill
Find the hidden button
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (240/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
You destroyed your first enemy!
You completed the game. Congratulations.
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything